Beware of the big busomed blond!

Passed by this place thinking it was a fancy Planned Parenthood or something. Thought it was bit odd for abortions to need a valet service, so I swung back around for a closer look.

It's a classy venue, with upscale decorations considering its inconspicuous location. Bouncers are mostly friendly, but they are everywhere. I couldn't tell if they were management making sure I tipped or bouncers making sure I behaved, but either way there were men in suits posted up like the Secret Service around the whole place that did nothing but meanmug the room when they weren't busy mumbling to each other. Kind of distracting, to say the least. But on the bright side, I witnessed exactly zero terrorist attacks that night.

I walked in late Thursday at 1am. Paid $10 cover and saw an equal mix of white, black, and latinas. Roughly 6-8 girls, 10-15 guys. Once at the bar, I was easily mesmerized into paying $15 for a drink (twice) by the absolutely stunning blond bombshell equipped with the kind of glittery cleavage that turns straight girls into lesbians, gay guys into bisexuals, and straight guys into suckers.