Worst Strip Club I've Ever Been To

I was trying to find a good spot to go to after 2:30AM and found that this place was open until 6AM. I thought, "Wow! This is going to be an amazing night!" Unfortunately, this was not the case. I tried to park my car in the parking lot, but one of the parking guys said "$20 for the back lot and $40 for the front lot". What?! Not even the best strip clubs charge that much for parking or even charge at all. I parked in another lot a little down the road for free and walked. First thing I noticed was that there were a lot of low class looking customers and there was way too much security for a strip club. The security had guns strapped on them and patted every one down very well. Well, I guess I'll be safe inside. It was a $20 cover. I walked in the club and immediately almost felt like I was dying because of all the smoke. Felt like I was going to get cancer from the second hand smoke. It was way worse than your average bar. No ventilation. The music was pretty good, but there was only one big stage with two thick black girls who had asses that were way too big. I'm not into that kind. After walking past the stage, there were a couple of pool tables. It was an all black club. I scanned the room and found only 1 stripper who was in good shape. After about 5 minutes, I had to leave because I couldn't take the smoke and the very low quality club. Definitely the worst strip club I've ever been to!