Severely Disappointed

After an hour and seven minute drive to Cocoa Beach, the IR was my main target to go to. I passed by LIDO (review coming) and Cheaters, both of which had decent looking parking lots, but I was adamant on going to the Inner Room as reviewers said it was high mileage and sooo good. I visited 3 strip clubs in central Florida this weekend and this was by far the worse. It's a decent looking club and contrary to what other reviewers say, it's not dangerous or sketch at all. Go to Fulton Industrial in Atlanta where Babes, Wax, Fannies, and Rileys is at NIGHT and that's the true definition of dangerous (pimps THAT will shoot you). They charged me $10 to get in around 12:40. I walked in and saw a lot of basic ghetto black chicks in bikinis. This was about a 75% to 25% black to other ratio. That other mostly being white girls. The white girls, however, look like white trailer trash. None of which were appealing..The heels was even stripper-esque. They were the kind of heels little mexican girls weight that are kind of flat and not of the stilleto variety. Dancers were $10 but I lterally couldn't find not one girl to dance. Trust me. I tried.

The clientele was ghetto like Flash dances in Orlando, but not quite as ghetto. While it was an all black clientele, Mostly, in IR. You can tell the all black clientele at Flash Dances were more "about that life than the clientele at IR. Flash Dances folks might of have a body or two.

The only girl I wanted to dance in there was the white waitress from Melbourne. I don't typically like white girls but she was hot as shit. She said she did hair and nails and only waitress to get "extra money". Man I wish she danced.