Being new to the midwest I...

Being new to the midwest I was skeptical and even a little nervous at visiting a local strip club. First, I drove through Topeka for half and hour since I was too dumb to print out maps of the town on this TUSCL website before I went. The Orleans was the easiest to find--right on the interstate.

And the first dancer showed me a close up snatch when I offered her a bill from "ringside". The Orleans would be a right place for me. The six or seven girls were not ready for major photo shoots. Everyone was overweight and the waitress was the most glamorous, but the mood was relaxed and fun. Everyone was at ease showing their privates, but no-one made me really turned on until "Jennifer". I joined her in the VIP room for $20, plus $5 for the house, and we got to know each other better. The VIP rules allow touching with hands (not tongues) everwhere but where the legs come together.

I'll go back to the Orleans, but I'll check out the rest of Topeka clubs first.