Another quick happy ending

Got to the club early afternoon, looking for a quick happy ending. As soon as I sat down, the dancer who is the best at what I'm looking for sat down before I could even order a beer. I immediately asked her for a dance at her upscale rate (more than $10 per dance). We went back to the chairs against the back wall, and knowing the drill I removed my belt, untucked my shirt, sat down, unfastened my pants, and pulled down my zipper. She immediately found the waistband of my shorts and dropped her hand inside, before the song that didn't count was over. Once the official first song began, she worked Mr. Happy over as only she knows how to do, and I was smiling before the song ended. I gave her a good tip (60%) for her masterful work, fastened my pants, put on my belt, filled my pockets back up, and left. My dancer friend was already sitting with another soon-to-be-lucky guy.