Not Bad For A Night On The Town

I found this diamond in the rough when I was staying in Ontario, California for the weekend. It was 12:00ish on a Friday night and I was bored of the hotel, so I figured "might as well". I had done prior "research" of the gentileman's clubs in the area and The Spearmint Rhino caught my eye.

I get to the door and there are 3 security guards all equipped with hand-held metal detectors. I thought "Holy shit. I have to get through TSA now just to see some muff." To my surprise, they were all friendly and polite. I was wearing my captian's hat at the time and ths club doesn't allow hats so that was disappointing. Then, they sold me a souviner Sparmint Rhino glass (which I am drinking Pepsi with right now as I write this review) that gets me into the club free for life. Sounded like a good deal for only $25. At this point, I've traveled back and forth to my car 3 times to put stuff away, so I'm frothing at the mouth to get in.

Now, I am finally worthy to enter the establishment of the renown adult entertainment franchise. The venue is very classy with erotic art displayed on the walls, a saloon-style bar, and very comfortable leather charis with tables scattered around the room. The stage is in the center with all of the tables and chairs directed toward it. There's even a smaller, go-go style stage in the corner of the room where the dancer who is up next goes to "warm up". Think of it as like an on-deck circle in baseball except it's a tall platform. There are cocktail waitress roaming to service you with drinks (which your reciept allows you one free drink from the bar). I decided to watch the stage show for a little to see how things work here. The pole is about 6.5 to 8 feet high, so the girls can't really do crazy up-side-down flips and such. The stage is asymmetrical so someone with OCD might be offended by it.