OK, not spectacular.

Hadn't been for over a year so I decided to go over a recent Saturday night. Cover was, I think around $5 and the place was pretty crowded. I couldn't get a table down on the main floor, so I sat on the raised area on the side of the club with the main entrance. The platform was apparently constructed by amateur carpenters since whenever a waitress would walk by my table would jiggle and bounce as the floor shifted. Speaking of waitresses, I never did have one come by to take a drink order, but that's OK as I don't really go to drink.

They were running two stages (both with poles) that evening and the girls were a bit of a mixed bag. Some were quite attractive and a few really shouldn't have been taking their clothes off for money. I got several couch dance sessions, once during a feature when the pricing was 2 for 1 and also at the regular price, which seemed to be $30/song (which I'm old enough to think of as "high"). There was nipple sucking on all the dances, but only one girl did any real stick shifting.

All the girls also tried to sell me on the upstairs VIP rooms. I asked each girl how much it was, and none of them would tell me! It was all a bs line of "oh, you buy a bottle of champagne and then match that for me and there are different price bottles". I may not be the sharpest turnip in the truck, but I know if you won't tell me how much it is, it's too expensive!