Doesn't quite live up to its name

I decided to make my first visit to this club based upon the location. It’s sort of centrally located between Round Rock, and North Austin, with Cedar Park to the left and Pflugerville to the right. You’d expect this club to have the best girls and attract the most money. So I guess it says a lot about how shitty our economy is that this club seems to be struggling with both.

The club itself looks decent enough. The main room has a large stage and three smaller stages. There are two separate bar areas. To the left of the main stage, and then at the back near the entrance to the VIP section there are semi-private areas where a lot of the lap dances are done. The area near the main stage is a small open room, and people sitting near the main stage will openly stare at the girls as they dance. The area in the back is basically four large couches in a sunken room, so really very little privacy. The other thing I didn’t like was the fact that smoking is allowed. I can’t comment on the VIP room, nor these private cubicles that a couple of others have mentioned. I didn’t see them.

As for the girls, some were pretty decent looking, but they were few and far between. On the positive side, many of them were fairly slender, however I also saw quite a few who needed to lose a few pounds. I saw too many tattoos for my taste. About three or four girls seemed to be covered in them, which I found shocking. I remember when a quality club wouldn’t accept any girl who had more than a small discreet tattoo. A lot of white girls, but also a lot of Hispanic. In terms of looks I was definitely disappointed, although I will say the few girls I spoke to all seemed to have really great attitudes, and I personally experienced very little hustle from dancers or waitresses.