I find the strippers at Fantasies...

I find the strippers at Fantasies to be slags. The last "dancer" that sat on my lap had her vagina, and her outbreak of warts, plastered all over my new jeans. It was disgusting. My buddy sitting next to me almost hurled. I suggest the dancers at Fantasies get some better health insurance to afford some cryogenics. I hear they are expanding, say it ain't so....