A Low Mileage Club

Entered on a Monday night, cover was $10, beer war $7 or $8. Upon sitting down I was instantly accosted by 2 of the strippers wearing what could best be described as fancy stripper costumes that easy slid off their bodies when the time came. I ended up paying $20 for a dance in the middle of the club. She kept her G-string on, and had band aids covering the nipples on her gianormus tits. The dance was ZERO contact and did nothing for me. For me this place was a once in a lifetime experience. (That means I will never go back) I finished my 1 beer ignoring the "2 drink minimum" and left. For you mongers who are more visually stimulated this may be a good place for you. I prefer the woman in a pit, and I should have a cattle prod with fresh batteries.