Bucket list trip

Well damn. Finally was able to knock this off the bucket list, and tried to go with other reviewers' advice ("Don't settle for the first beauty you see, cause there's probably another one coming right behind her"). That shit was hard cause because before I could even get to a seat I was approached by the finest dancer that I've seen ANYWHERE, EVER. But, your boy held strong, and I passed, telling her that I wanted to check the place out a little first. Well that was a mistake, as it took me all of about one song to realize that she was tops in the joint. In fact, other than her, the only other A+ girls saw that night, were all dancing across the street at Odyssey, which I'll detail in another review. Anyway, I caught a break as the Mons bombshell finished a lap set with another customer fairly quickly, and I caught her on the next pass by. She was actually a pretty sweet girl. Not all that smart, but hell I wasn't there for her to do my taxes. We enjoyed about 4 songs and chatted briefly as I was actually her last customer of the night before she left. I thought that was odd, because this was right at midnight, and I'm sure there would've been a ton more cash for her to collect that night. Plus on the club side, not having her there lowered the "hot meter average" significantly.

All of that being said, the average girls at Mons were still better than your typical local joint average. However, I can't said that anyone else from this Mons team would've been tops at other places, but definitely above average across the board. I did catch dances with a couple of blondes. The first tried to talk dirty the whole time, beginning as soon as we started dances, but she sounded like an idiot and overdone. The second blonde, Crystal, was better. She had been there less than 6 months, and was a former gymnast, which showed. I enjoyed my time with most, as she was attractive, could dance, and we got along well. After our set, she kept returning to hang when she wasn't busy, which was cool.

All-in-all, a decent nigh. As mentioned by many others, Mons is more about the eye candy than the extras. I left early enough to explore Odyssey across the street, which was a good decision, because they actually had the eye candy that night (and the OTC options).