Brad's Brass Flamingo
4011 Southeastern Ave Indianapolis, IN 46203

This club fucking sucks!

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May 2, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

First time here. I ended up leaving the club not only wondering how this club was rated so high but also wondering how it stayed in business. Yeah. My experience was that bad. I got to the club about 10:30 on Friday. I ended up not paying a cover. When it was my turn to pay the bouncer just nodded me though. I don't know if he was an old friend of mine or just in a good mood. There were two guys before me that got in with a $20 and $4 change so I assume it's a $8 cover. The club layout is 3 poles in a long narrow stage in the center of the club. There are two bars. One directly forward as you walk in and one at the far left behind the stages. Cramped seating. It is hard to maneuver though the club. All in all I was pleased and impressed with the club interior. There were also 10+ TVs throughout the club playing sports and sports highlights. I ordered a Coke for $4.50. Normally I would have a beer but once I get started on beers I can't stop and I was driving tonight. The club interior, atmosphere, and waitresses were all very good but I don't go to strip clubs for those things or base my experience on those things. The bulk of my rating comes from the girls and the girls( while attractive and talented on the pole) were by far the worst in the 10+ strip clubs I've been to. I would rate the girls 7 on appearance 1 on attitude. That averages to a 4. Minus 3 points because they pissed me off. That comes to a end rating of a 1. I would have rated them 0 if the site let me. At about 11:00 they did an all skate. All the girls came out and danced to "Juicy Wiggle" by Redfoo. I like all skates and like looking at all the girls at once. But the girls were definitely not into it. They looked like they were being tortured. After the song was over the DJ said the girls would walk around for a meet and greet. Of the 60-65 girls on stage only about 5 walked around. The rest went in the back. After the song was over they went back to stage dancing. I thought the setup for stage dancing was clever. The girls would start on the stage farthest away from the entrance and after each song would move one pole closer. This way if you saw a girl you liked dancing on the other side of the club, you could wait two songs and she would be dancing on the pole closest to you. I did notice a girl that I liked and walked up to stage to get a stage dance. I sat down and she noticed me and started walking toward me. As she was walking toward me another guy sat down a few chairs across from me. She turned around and walked toward him and gave him a stage dance. She ended up giving him a stage dance that lasted about a minute and lasted until the song was over. After the song was over she got off stage without saying anything to me. I had to awkwardly stand up and walk back to my seat. I stayed about two hours more and only three girls approached me. From the strip clubs I go to, I'm used to girls introducing themselves and talking with me for a few minutes before they ask for a dance. This was not the case The girls simply walked up to me and said "Do you want a dance". I even had one girl flip me off when I politely refused. I will not be back. This club can burn in hell for all I'm concerned.

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This club fucking sucks!