Obiturary

Now that this club closes at 3am, there really is no longer any reason to go to this club anymore! Frankly I don't know if they close earlier now b/c of pressure from the county or the fact that they can't attract talent anymore. Either way, the main reason to come to this spot besides the high mileage, used to be that it stay opened all night, so that dancers would come through after the other clubs closed. Now that they don't have this advantage, all your left w/ is their hardcore stable of females that have more miles on them collectively than the Beltway itself!!! So unless you're motivated to go get extras from Thunder or the rest of their dinosaur fossils, I can now say that Harleys is officially dead...