For better or for worse

The Cabaret Club is an iconic strip club and if you are in the El Paso area you should stop by, just to say you have. Who knows, you may enjoy it. In a city with loose strip club rules, it is the loosest club of the loose clubs. Located in a strip mall next to an adult book store, it is dingy, dark, and intriguing. I'll say it up front, if you don't want your junk touched, don't go here. It will most certainly happen. The dancers are not the prettiest, but they make up for it in other ways.

The Cab is a BYOB club. That means if you want your own alcohol, you have to bring it yourself. Or, in the case of the Cab, there is a runner at the front door who can go get it for you from a liquor store. Just tip him the change. If you BYOBeer, the club will want to sell you some ice, I think it was $3.50 the last time I brought beer. If you bring hard liquor, you can buy a glass with ice or a soft drink in a glass with ice for a mixer. You will be popular with the dancers if you have your own booze as they will want you to share with them. Just don't take an open container out of the club with you.

Cover is $12 during the week and $15 during the weekend, although there appear to be some variation on what they charge when. They don't have a web site, so you can't clip a coupon.