Return to Ye Olde Axe

I had some time to kill so returned to Ye Olde Axe for some light afternoon entertainment. It was a wet Tuesday afternoon in London so I wasn't expecting a large crowd but, to my surprise, the place was very busy. There must have been about 15 guys around the bar; a few looking slightly worse for wear. There were about 7 or 8 girls working the room, chatting to the guys and trying to tempt them into private dances.

The small stage was occupied by a rather large and busty brunette, who wasn't attracting much attention, so I took my beer and stood awkwardly in no-mans-land between the stage and the bar. Surveying the room I noticed a couple of decent looking, fit European girls but the overall standard wasn't great. I considered necking my beer and heading for Browns but then a girl appeared form the room at the back with a flushed older man on her arm. This girl was stunning. She must have been about 5' 10" (in heels) with incredible legs, a slim, toned body and incredible breasts underneath seriously-hot underwear. Her long brunette & golden-tipped hair framed her beautiful face. I gulped my beer and caught her eye. She approached and we chatted and it took me about 5 seconds to agree to a private dance.

The private dances in YOA aren't really private, as they are in a small room surrounded on two sides with a bench and with two separate seats in one corner. At any one time there are about 3 or 4 other guys getting entertained. I took my position as instructed and was offered a £20 or £40 dance. I opted for the latter... Good choice.