Could be a lot better. ...

Could be a lot better. Management must be comatose. The deal here is no booze, so 18-year-olds can enter. Dances have some mileage, compared to all the liquor-serving clubs in Oregon. Not mileage like Rick's in Seattle, but maybe like Longview--a third of the way there. OK, maybe like Ridgefield.

Visited twice recently. Once on a weekday at 5:00. 3 girls, 6 customers. 2 of the 3 should go to weight watchers for 6 to 12 months before taking their clothes off in public. The other girl, Heidi, is great looking. She's been dancing there for a long time, has a good attitude, and would be a winner at any strip club. With more good looking dancers, I'd be back more often. Cover was $3; got two drinks (the minimum) for $2.50 for both. Dances $10. No upselling.

Second visit was weekend from 9:30 to 10:30; place about half full of customers. (5 years ago, hardly any seats available Friday nights at 10.) Maybe 8 girls; not nearly enough. They ranged from 2's to a 10, spread pretty evenly across the spectrum. Had nice dances from Macy and Dasani. Had no other chances for dances, except from the two fatties, which I declined. Would have had more dances but the girls were busy sitting at tables talking to their friends. (At least, they did not have drinks in front of them and they weren't dancing, so I guess they were hanging with their pals between going on stage.) I left with money in my pocket that I would have been happy to spend.