Why the hell is Follies so DAMN good on a Monday Night???
A lot of the reviews about Follies always suggest that patrons go during dayshift and in some cases mid shift (yeah, there is a third shift- 4pm - midnight). But it's no question, the best looking dancers are at night. PERIOD. Now don't get me wrong, Follies dayshift girls look better than most Strip club's nightshift. But at night, they're unreal. Anything you want, any nationality. Huge fake tits, big naturals, small perky tits. Huge ass, fake asses, small round asses, bubble asses. Black, white, Mixed, Dominican, Mexican, Persian.
This particular Monday night (4/18/16) was ridiculous. I went there looking for one dancer in particular and was bombarded with several others I wanted to dance. I parked at the apartment complex as attendents usually are there now charging to park in the Pep Boys lot for $10. That's a dance. Fuck that. However, this night, it was slow enough to where no attendent was out there. After being pat down by the Asian security guard, who was sporting a fresh dotted black eye, I walked into an oasis of pussy. There was everything. I didn't know what to dance first. I ended up dancing "Bella" as her body is just sick right now. Huge gummy breast implants with huge ass. I have an affinity for mocha brown skin and long hair. She gave me some ultra-mileage dances on the couches by the mirror. Then I was about to leave when I spotted about 10 other girls I wanted to dance. This one Dark skin barbie doll had huge DD tits. She reminded me of a young Kenya Moore. Her name was "Lucky" which was ironic since one of the white strippers now turned waitress is named "Lucky". Guess she not using that anymore servings drinks. (Shrug). There was so many other girls I wanted to dance in here. A slim Mexican girl who was grinding the dick off this one gringo on the front end of the couches. This real thick white girl with huge tits and fake ass "Jackie". I mean it literally was more strippers than guys. I think I might have wanted to dance about 20 girls. There was about 30-40 patrons in there and 50 girls. I'm telling you. Weekday nights at Follies are Atlanta's best kept secret. While Magic City Mondays are renowned, you're not gonna get the action you'll seek. A Magic City Monday is gonna cost you 3 to 4x as much as a Monday night in Follies. 20 to get in and 20 to park before you even see a kitty kat. I stopped going to Follies on Sunday, it's just entirely too packed! Saturdays and Fridays are almost just as packed. But if you want to see the good looking nightshift girls without the crowd, go on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday night. They rarely disappoint.
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