On my first-ever trip to Rhode...

On my first-ever trip to Rhode Island strip clubs, Desire was my third stop. I did not really enjoy my visit, but that could have been just a luck-of-the-draw thing and one poor choice on my part.

I arrived about 11:30 and stayed an hour. I found a place to park on the street, but in front of the club the sign said Complimentary Valet Parking. It was $10 to get in, no request to see an ID; I passed through a metal detector and was in.

Holy shit, the place was packed. It was a real sausage fest, with the guys easily outnumbering the girls three to one, and it was almost impossible to move around. It was so crowded I'm hard-pressed to describe the layout, because I really couldn't see it for the people all around. I did see a main stage and a small side stage, where girls danced topless. Most of the girls I saw were young white spinners, but I did see a few women of color and a few curvy girls. Again, it was hard to see the girls out on the floor because of all the men standing around.