Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Very enjoyable return

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redrocks
Apr 14, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

First visit since sometime last year and I enjoyed myself. Club layout is fine, just some minor renovations since I started coming here in 1979 as an 18 year old local high school senior when it was called Sit and Sip and served alcohol. Of course, there were no laps back then, it was just a titty bar that served alcohol. The dances are on the pricey side at $30 a pop but those $30 buy you a ton of mileage consistently. As for this visit, it looks like there has been some decent turnover since I was in last. I showed up around 2 pm and the place was pretty crowded considering it was early afternoon on a Thurs. I can't remember all the girls' names but there were several I had not seen before on the afternoon shift. Anyway the dollar parade was pretty outrageous today as they had 11 or 12 girls working. But that resulted in some very nice bar-side action, still the best anywhere I have been. I had checked out the somewhat reliable schedule on the website ahead of time, so I knew a couple of my old time favorites would be working, Erica and Tatianna. Now I have raved about Erica many times but the last couple of times I thought she was getting a bigger butt. She must have read my review and started going back to the gym because her ass was looking fine today. I will say her face, while still pretty, is no longer the model beauty of even a few years ago but she has been there a long, long time. Anyway, I decided to keep Erica and Tatianna in reserve as I was hoping for a new experience. Crystal was one of the few American girls and she's a very hot MILF and is awesome bar-side. She had me rock hard very quickly with her handshake, grinding and dirty talk. But I resisted going back as I had just gotten there and wanted to see more of what the rotation had to offer. A while later she was back and again was very enticing. But my radar said she likely talks a much better game than she delivers and in fact she accused me of thinking this but insisted she in fact delivers what she whispers into your ear. Still, I resisted. Lots of other good bar-side action but you still have to put up with a couple of very unattractive, larger women. There was another blonde Brazilian with a killer body on stage whose name I could not remember and I did not recognize her until she came around to my stool. Great bar-side ass grinding and I was all set to go back with her when I spied her crinkly, old looking hands. Then it all came back to me that I recognized those hands and, as in times past, I found them to be a total turn off so I passed. I mean seriously, those hands and arms just do not belong on that body. She must workout like a pure gym rat but she's either much older than she looks or her arms have spent way too much time in the sun. Maryanne was on duty, another hot little spinner with a very tight bod and awesome ass, the type of girl I always try to take back. But I've been back with her before and my recollection was not enough mileage or even just grinding and way too much SS chit chat during the dance. Not sure if she's still like that, but I passed this time. There was one really gorgeous blonde with a perfect body but unfortunately I could not decipher the DJ's garbled introduction. She never made it around my way and in fact disappeared for a long, long time. I suspect her name may have been Samantha because later when I was in my booth I heard the dance counter say "Samantha - 10". Wow, 10 dances at $30 a pop, that's dedication. Anyway, by then I had decided that Erica and Tatianna were still the best of the lot when up on stage came a tiny little thing by the name of Melissa and those who have read my reviews know I'm a sucker for the spinners. She must have noticed me eyeing her because when her set was over she made a beeline around the bar and gave me the handshake. We went back and spent the final two minutes of the song that was already playing standing up groping each other. She even put her hands on the couch, bent over and had me dry humping her from behind doggy style. And those 2 minutes did not count as part of my song count! When our song started I sat down and she immediately went to work. I made it through the first song OK but then she brought out the secret lotion during the second song and I was a goner though I tried my best to hold out so I could bring another girl back. I went back to my seat to finish my beer and make my exit when sure enough the beautiful Bella, who had just finished her set, came by and tried to get me in back. Great body but an even more beautiful face with incredible eyes. I think I would have taken her back first if I had seen her first. Will have to save her for next time, hopefully I get to come back to Philly in the next couple of months. Meanwhile, if anybody has any intel on whether Crystal is as good as she says she is and anything about Samantha and Bella, I'd appreciate it. Happy clubbing!

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