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The LumberYard

Des Moines, IA

On a rare Friday night a couple of months ago, my younger brother and I were hanging out at the Prairie Meadows Casino. At some point he said, “we should go see some naked…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, IA

I don't understand what is going on here. They opened at 7 pm. I got there about 08:05, and the cover was jacked up from $5 (as the sign said) to $12, because…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, IL

I offer a composite of two visits I've made to this club over the past three months. The first was on a Friday night, and it was understandably much busier. The second was…

I was in town visiting some family. I was really bored, so I decided to pay the parrot a visit. When I walked in I was greeted by the cashier and charged me 15 dollars.…

I stopped by the Parrot on Thursday around 8pm. The parking lot was mostly empty and the entrance was rather desolate. I entered and proceeded through an unmanned reception area and hallway and into the…

I went on a Friday night, my first time there. I only saw 3 girls dance in the stage, a few others just sitting around talking. Not many customers, I was the only one by…

Visited the Red Parrot for the first time in a couple of years. It was dead when I arrived but there were several girls. I paid $15 for cover (up 5 bucks) and went in.…