dont even LOOK at this dump

I sat down with a friend and i thought it was "Gravitationally Challenged Fatso Night". This hippo was shaking her fat butt, which looked close up even from across the room, as far away from her as possible. It is unknown as to whether she had a navel, as her rolls of lard concealed any indication of breasts, arms, legs, etc. When i didnt tip her, the drink i ordered suddenly became 30 dollars. I wanted a coffee with a shot, which apparently required a culinary degree to mix. I received a White Russian that was 99% ice and the liquid was only filled half way. A girl named Stacy came on to my friend, drained him of his money, gave him a false address, and when he called there, they did not know of any Stacy who worked there. Dump. The worst i have ever seen.