Good for Portland

I think this place now holds the title for most expensive club in Portland. It is in a rather humble looking part of town, but I think this is where the rip city high rollers go to get their proverbial kicks.

Cover is a modest $6, but take note they give you change in Jefferson's! I also tipped the door girl an extra Jefferson since I she did a little topless shake for me. Drinks are fair with most below $10. Seating is a cluster fuck with many slow spending groups occupying tables; they don't sell bottle service here. The stage show requires a minimum of $2 per patron per song at the tip rail...now aren't you glad you got all those Jefferson's earlier.

Dances are topless for $50 per song! I guess that incentivizes folks to buy the 3 songs for $100 "deal". The 30 and 60 minute topless dances are $250 and $500, respectively, and include a free drink. Now they also have a champagne room separate from the building that is $1K for one hour! I can't see there being much demand for NYC prices in PDX, but multiple girls were pushing this hard! The sales pitch said it included a bottle of whatever alcohol I wanted, a free t-shirt and nude two-way dances. I didn't bite on the $1K pitch since it didn't sound like a jimmy hat would be involved and their top shelf up to par for those prices.

The girls have stayed about the same quality with the majority being heavily tatted and a bevy of diverse body types. I go for the Victoria Secret look lately and only a few fit the bill. I found a nice Americanized eastern euro 23 year old who could pass for much younger. She probably had a small B cup and one of the thinnest girls there. I had to wait for a bit for a topless spot to open up, but then I got plenty of breast play. It was generally a conservative dance, but she was hot and didn't feel like a scam artist.