Alcohol & P$&@Y

I was told that this is the only full-time Vegas strip club with both a full bar and completely nude dancers. I wanted to drink booze and see pussy, simultaneously, so this is the only place in town I needed to be.

The dancers at Palomino are nearly all beautiful and talented. The stage show here was actually enjoyable, like a Cirque show with only the erotic parts. There’s plenty of room on the rail for a great view and extra attention from the dancers. Drink prices seemed like a deal, with draft beer priced at about $6 and bottle beer a few bucks more. Better than the usual $11-$15. And the club offers plush private VIP rooms (your choice of couch or bed) with doors you can close, for nude high-contact private shows. Doors! They also had a pretty high-mileage overall.

Get free admission when you arrive by the club’s free round-trip limo. Worth a trip in my opinion.