Portland supposedly has more strip clubs per capita than any city in the US

Portland supposedly has more strip clubs per capita than any city in the US. Based on that you would think this city would have some of the best strips clubs given the competition. You would be wrong. Dropped by here after a work dinner because it was close to my hotel. The women were decent although multiple tattoos and piercings seem to be standard for all of them. This place has no alcohol but the women are fully nude. As a result the club's admission age is 18 so it should come as no surprise that most of the clientele were high schoolers. I was ready to walk out the door when I realized that but I figured I'd come this far and had to get at least one dance. I went for a fully nude "private" dance which was $30. You would think private meant that the girls would be more friendly but unfortunately that's not the case. No touching allowed. The girl did get fully nude but did one of those air dances for most of the song. Overall very disappointed.