Disappointing

This club has the best TVs and cable setup of any dancer bar in Akron. Happy hour prices are reasonable and the barmaid is attentive without being pushy. So far, it sounds like I'm about to write a glowing review of my stop made just after noon on a Thursday.

Unfortunately, My favorite dancer, Precious, was not here and in her place was a 200-pounder with bad teeth. Despite her huge rack she was just too hideous. After consenting to an almost obligatory dance, I excused myself to the restroom hoping that another dancer would show up. Upon my return, the gravitationally-challeged dancer was dancing for an older gentleman, no other dancers were in sight, and I made my escape.