Joy of Houston
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11242 Farm to Market Rd 529, Houston, TX 77041, USA

Mediocre at best

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DangerMan
Apr 4, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

Ok this club is kind of on the outskirts of Houston and kind of round about to get to. When you get close luckily it is quite lit up and directions are posted everywhere. Parking lot is also well lit so thats a plus.

Walking inside I do have to say this is one of the nicer places I've seen. Decor is all around and plenty of places to sit and see girls. You'll notice some semi-private rooms to the right and normal seating and the bar to the left. Dances are done on a stage in the center which has a fair amount of seating around it. Beer was cheap which is good but the question is how are the women... Sadly I have to say this place doesnt do it for me. Girls are on average a 5 at best. Mostly thick AA girls with a 1 or 2 cuban and white girls thrown into the mix. After about 15 mins of sitting a tall AA girl came and sat with me for a bit. She made decent conversation and soon we were in one of those semi-private rooms. Upsell to VIP ofc came right away but then she told me how if I wanted extras here she would give me a ride for 2 bills. Sadly that isnt what I really wanted but now you know.

I'm sure if you could find the right girl you could definitely get what ya want here. Just remember that their isnt much variety here sadly. I rate a mediocre at best and I doubt I'll be back just because it is quite a ways from me, If you are in the area though might be ok for a stop in. Cheap beer and willing ladies.

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Mediocre at best