Stripped and phones

What did strippers do before cell phones. Stopped by showplace about 9 on a Wednesday. Was greeted at the door by multiple versions of hey sexy and had a group of girlfriends before I even got a beer. Really annoying! Finally got my beer and then then the dollar parade, although the parade usually comes with a check of your privates. Which also can be totally mutual. I am open for suggestions on how to get rid of the 3-5's and wait for the 6-8's that are there. I even resorted to please leave me alone, didn't work... Although the good part is every extra is on the menu and can be negotiated on slow nights. The dancers will usually talk honestly with you after the dance and you are recovering, some are very interesting when they are not hustling their 80 fee. Something continues to draw me back.. Once you pass on the first stream of girlfriends the cellphones come out and you are ignored. Choose wisely