Nice looking club with subpar talent

So this is probably the nicest looking strip club I've ever visited. Obviously it being brand new helps but the water under the 360 degree stage along with the classy design of the building makes it quite a sight to behold. Unfortunately that's pretty much the only good thing I can say about my experience here.

Came here last Saturday night and it was actually pretty slow with probably not more than 25 patrons in the house. I came during their advertised happy hour of 7pm-9pm where one could get free admission and $3 domestics. Upon arrival, was told there was a $15 cover charge and the free admission only applies to lunchtime even though the advertising near the entrance clearly said 7pm-9pm. After a brief argument, I relented and paid the $15 but that was strike 1. Strike 2 was that the drinks were also not on special as advertised. Strike 3 was the lack of hot women dancing at the club. There weren't many dancers there even after 11pm and most of them were not even average. I only saw 2 girls the whole night that I would have accepted a dance from but they were never available. Too many of the dancers need to lose weight. This was the first club where the girls would actually sit with you if you were sitting stage-side which was kind of strange. There weren't many blondes either which is my type so that was disappointing as well. I didn't even try the single $30 dances as that's how lacking for talent the girls were unfortunately. In short, while it's a nice-looking club the level of talent leaves you wanting more and I would recommend you skip this one.