Wish I Lived Closer to the Inner Room. A Must-Stop When in Orlando

The best club in Florida (well, maybe Tootsie's in Miami Gardens, but that's a different vibe.

Start with $10 lap dances. Still one of the best values in the land; plenty of dark, semi-private booths or benches. The girls are friendly and fun and will sit and have a drink with you and not hustle too much. Great value for your money if you ask me. Some heavily tattooed and pierced, some not so much. Good range of physical characteristics and enough dancers to find at least a couple that float your boat. Nice bonus in the afternoon is a free shot with your first drink. Bartenders are great looking, friendly. Stage dances are fine but it feels like this club is more about private dances and hanging out at the bar with the girls.

Again, very friendly, money goes a long way and love the afternoons here, great place to get out of the hot Florida sun. Only an hour from Orlando, and you get the added bonus of Cocoa Beach for after you've been inside all day. Have never had food here, not sure if they serve or not, but thinking not. My only complaint is Cocoa Beach can be a bit out of the way, wish I could get there more. That or more clubs around the country should adopt the $10 dances. All it means is I/we end up doing more dances - the girls make more money and we feel like our hard-earned cash goes a little farther.