A really bad experience

I was in town for work and decided to stop in for a quick visit. As I pulled into the parking lot I had the odd feeling that I was going to regret coming here, and damn, I wish I would have listened to that feeling and went elsewhere off the bat.

I walked in and there were about 4 or 5 other people in the place. An old guy at the bar, two working class guys sitting at the stage, and an older guy with 3 and a half fingers per hand with his pig wife sitting at the other side of the stage. I paid the 5 dollar cover and ordered a beer, then went to sit at the stage. I should have left right then.

There was one black girl dancing. Completely unattractive. She danced for like 5 songs and wouldn't get off the damn stage. I Sat and drank my beer and she kept clapping her heels together in front of me and fishing for tips even though I made it pretty clear that I wasn't into her. I don't know where strippers got that heel smashing move from, but it's awful. Stop doing that shit. Anyway after a few songs Sammy seven singer's whore wife started talking about how "that guys not from around here" and pointing at me. Fuck that lady.