Nightclub vibe, but still a clip joint

Scarlett's is rather impressive as a club, if you are into the "Miami night club" vibe - and have a lot of cash burning a hole in your pocket - packed with customers dancing, multiple stages and different club spaces and bars... with slim scantily clad strippers enlivening the scene. Each time someone gets botttte service the waitresses do a bit of a show with flares - and shortly thereafter 'entertainers' seem to be drawn like moths to the flame.

However, for all the hype the dancers quality was inconsistent (I saw 3 real stunners, but most on the 6-7 scale), private dances unremarkable and heavy on the upsell for VIPs which for roughly double the market rate are still probably the tamest in Miami. The 3-dances special they keep running quickly becomes more annoying than a bargain, twice I took the bait and each time the songs were extra-short and the girls spent more time talking about the free alcohol in the VIP than (air) dancing. Normal dances were much better, with moderate contact - but still comparable to your corporate club in the Northeast or the west coast and nothing to write horme about.

Frankly this seems a fun club to drop by with friends and mixed company, get ridiculously drunk and party, and give a chance to your girlfriend to feel open-minded for going to a stripclub and maybe even buying a couple lapdances without fear of anything sleazy going on behind the curtains. But you will leave a couple thousand dollars poorer for your time.