The House
3530 Georgia Ave NW Washington, DC 20010

A personal favorite.

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Jrbinders
Mar 13, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

The House is something special. I guess you could call me a regular, when I enter I'm always surprised that I'm greeted like a regular, cause in my mind I take long hiatuses. The dancers are incredibly friendly. (except one or two lames lol) I still remember the very first night I went there, I felt like yes, I have found my new home! I had been living in the DMV for a couple of years but never went to a strip club until I visited Bourbon street one weekend. Well I came back to DC like a man on a mission and was determined to relive my Bourbon street experiences. I think the first club I went to was Camelot, eh, it was okay. The girls looked alright but after their set they just wanted to sit and talk and charge you?? Eh, not my style. I also tried Macombo lounge but there wasn't much action going on there either, and it was incredibly dingy.

Which is part of the reason why The House was so refreshing. The girls were pretty, and had very nice bodies. There was more than one stage, and when I approached one of the stages, (which two girls were dancing on), they quickly ganged up on my and one shoved my face against her skin... I felt like I had walked onto the scene of a BET Uncut video. Super playful atmosphere, incredibly sexy women, and the VIP section is a liiitle pricey, but satisfying. I went there once a week at one point, and was addicted to the thrill. Their DJ was great some nights, and sometimes I wouldn't like new rap singles until I heard them in The House, then I couldn't get them out of my head. A great experience overall.

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