I'm in Las Vegas right now...

I'm in Las Vegas right now and I have to discourage anyone from visiting a strip club on a holiday. On New Year's Day, I visited two clubs and didn't get a lap dance at either. At Cheetah's, there was only one hot girl in the entire club. She was wearing a maize-colored bikini and drinking what looked like a Cosmopolitan. Naturally, she was snapped up for a VIP room visit within seconds after I spotted her. I would say there were less than a dozen strippers in the club on NYD. I did not get even one offer of a dance, but the talent level was so low, I wouldn't have said yes anyway. Besides the lone looker, there were two other decent strippers in the club. Three possibles is awfully low, even for the afternoon. A couple days earlier, I talked with one of the girls there and she said she really banked on Christmas Day, because the club was jammed and she was one of the few girls there.