Vanity After Dark
412 Broadway San Francisco, CA 94133

Getting expensive

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Mar 6, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Visiting on a Thursday evening; this is my go-to club in SF (see previous review), but it's getting pricey.

First, I will stress again that I think this is the best strip club layout you will find anywhere, and the club has a very upscale and spacious feel (although they seem to have added some disco balls or something which are tacky). The two-level main stage is viewable from basically anywhere on either floor of the club, and there are two intelligently placed secondary stages.

Unfortunately, the prices are also on the up. Floor dances are now $30 each, regardless of area. For bikini dances, that is insane. Cover was $15, and bottled beer $10 (downstairs, its $12 upstairs). Clearly the Bay area is booming economically, given such terrible value for money (although the place probably should have been busier for a Thursday during a big convention). I'd rate the talent this evening a 6; I saw a few 7s, and maybe one (generously) 8, but no 9s or 10s. I'd say that unless you find a 10 here (see previous review), keep the wallet as closed as possible.

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