Saturday Afternoon Visit

I was in Boston, and decided to take an extended tour of some of the "highly rated" clubs in the Northeast. Which generally is seen as pretty much a mileage wasteland, especially compared to other parts of the US. My second stop after Electric Blue in CT was Foxy Lady.

Now, if you're not familiar with the area, be careful especially if you're coming north on Douglas Ave. After you pass over the 95 you'll make the 3rd right onto Chalkstone. Turn in right at the Foxy Lady sign, between the sign and the building. Don't do like I did and think that the building is Foxy Lady and you should turn right just after the building. Unfortunately, Chalkstone looks more like an alley than a street. If you miss the turn, the next right, immediately after, is the on-ramp to the 95 South, and is unmarked. And once you turn there's no way back, other than going back into Providence in a huge circle. Trust me, it's a mess finding your way back.

I pulled in on a Saturday afternoon around 3pm. The place opens at noon, so understandably they were just getting going. I think it was free to get in. Now FL is a notch up in terms of how "classy" the club is. Nice sound system and lights, which I suppose matters to some guys. I tend to prefer the low-end mileage clubs, and don't give a rip about how nice the place is. The place was pretty empty, with only 5 or so customers, and only one dancer on stage. Though she was pretty hot and well dressed. Long straight blonde hair to her butt, lots of nice makeup, a super tight long orange gown and platforms. I'd give her an 8 I suppose. Otherwise, I didn't see any other dancers. Just one or two girls who didn't seem like dancers, maybe drink girls or something. Certainly not someone I'd want a dance from. So I sat at a table one row back from the stage and scoped the place. A while later I noticed another 8 pass by, a stacked caramel with an nice tight gown, nice makeup, and tight body. And a while after that a second dancer got on stage, an ebony who was maybe a 5 if you're wearing beer goggles, but those two dancers were about it.