Worst club I've been to

In town for the Arnold, internet said...go check out this place - fuck Siri and her directions. Traveling to the X was odd, in the middle of residential hood was a neon sign. We weren't even sure it was open, 10p and no cars.

The best part was walking in the door, cashier was nice and the best looking girl in the pace. Then its all downhill, club manager seated us. He's on some crazy cocktail of roids and anti depressants sprinkled with dust. He propositioned us with letting us know he had girls that would do anything and very private rooms. But we had to talk to him and not the girls if we wanted the deal he was offering.

They had 4 girls, none were dancing, just sitting there in robes texting from a side stage.

There was a Canadian dancer who sat by us and extolled the high performance of Michigan state univ's Hospitality program - I was sold...if I ever open a hotel I'm hiring a msu grad.