Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

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texan4real
Dec 31, 2005, 11:49 AM
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I've been to clubs all over the world and throughout the US, but none can compare with Treasures. I used to like Centerfolds (same management) a lot, but their dancers have lost some of the beauty quotient over the past few years and the best, most friendly girls go to Treasures. The setup is largely as you've seen in other reviews -- huge place, but with lots of dark little couches in the back where the most fun is to be had. Tip -- Usually, the club opens around 11 am and it you arrive there then, getting one of the couches is no problem. You may sit there for a while, but the girls will start showing up. I tend to stay away from those who stand away from you and ask if you want company. Rather, I go for those who offer me a hug, or a touch on the leg, or sometimes touch even closer to home. That seems to where the mileage is to be found, but it's no guarantee. Always pay cash for the dances if possible, because the club charges a $5 fee for each dance and that's an unbelievable ripoff (no ATM onsite available). Unlike most cities, a lot of touching can be had, and if you're really lucky and find the right dancer, you'll finish your time there with a smile on your face. By the way, there are exceptions to this rule, but generally, I've found that the best mileage can be had with those girls who may not be of Playboy quality, but there are lots of them who are close to it and are ready, willing, and very obviously able.

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