closest real strip club to DC

Vanity Club NY

Elmhurst, NY

Vanity, located on Queens Blvd, came 11pm Friday night, 10 bartenders, 7 dancers, 2 customers, 7 male staff inside on the floor, more standing outside. $30 cover, pat down, must give email and phone/govt name…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, NY

Came to NYC gents around midnight on Friday night 14 dancers seven guys, left around 12:45 a.m. $20 cover, $10 beer, much quieter than my 2021 visit. Very heavy pat town at the door, they…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

Brass rail, easily seen on Younge street, free cover for the first floor (bad idea) or you can take the stairs right at the door to the second floor for something called upper brass, when…

I have to take back everything I said about this place. I think it finally feels like it's getting things together. I still have complaints but all in all, a good showing on a busy…

Not sure if the club management/owners read online reviews or comments but they have made some changes for the better. The lineup is mostly the same, seems like its mostly the same girls who…

Got the itch to hit the strip club late Saturday night and settled on showcase since there are so few PG strip clubs in existence these days. The location is safe for the most part,…

Went to Showcase House, I mean Theater, on Saturday. Paid $30 cover and $5 for a cup, BYOB. Keep drinks in car and go out to fill up. I should have brought more liquor, maybe…