closest real strip club to DC

Came at 930pm friday night, 5-6 dancers then, most dancers came after 10:15. 10-15 dancers at 11PM. A dancer said 11pm is "get busy" time here. VIP room is $20 entry once per night paid at the bar, then $30 a topless song to the dancer, $40 nude to the dancer. Alternative to VIP room, is the $20 for a top on lapdance in the main room in corner. I picked Mandy for VIP room. A girl next door face, short but post partum with small tits. It was a high mileage dance with her and she was an expert at LDs. Unfortunately she wasn't fresh and there was small shit stain that smelled on my pants after the LD from her when I got back to my hotel and had proper lighting. The $40 nude dance wasn't worth a ruined pair of SC pants (can't clean them until im home). In hindsight the $30 bottom on dance wouldve been smarter with Mandy. I would do the $40 a song nude dance again, but only with a different dancer. $40 a song is pricey regardless of dancer. The VIP room floorplan arrangement could be improved since I and the dancer had to walk through a busy VIP room to get to the 2nd empty VIP room. You could potentially see something you dont want to see walking through the 1st VIP room if you are a sensitive guy. I also eyed Alana a silicon natural blonde. Got a open LD from a tipsy dancer called Skylar, it was okay, no complaints.

Most dancer are fat, 1-3 skinnys that came too late for me to consider. 5/6 white american, 1/6 yellow bone. No ghetto or ratchet dancers. 1 guyanese/trinidad/indian dancer. No latina, no asian, no east europe.

Customers were immigrant temp workers, seniors, business execs of all colors. No one young. No thugs.