Breakfast hahah

So I recently had a bachelor party in PDX and hit like 6 strip clubs Saturday night. Probably blew over 700 bucks and I don't fucking remember much after 11pm but that's not the story. I didn't get to Cass Diablo the original that evening and I was super disappointed so I went for breakfast in the morning. On Sunday morning, when everybody else presumably was at church or hungover. Suffice to say there was nobody else there except me and my two hungover buddies.

The girls weren't even undressed yet, since there was nobody there, but when we came in they took off their tops and promptly gave us waiter service. I was surprised they even went on stage for just us 3 to watch. If I wasn't in the mood for some pussy on my pants I wouldn't have sat at the rail and paid the mandatory $2 per song, but the chicks were making me horny and I had to get some.

My favorite part about this was that for $2 you'd have the dancer come over and Gove you a minute long lap dance fully naked. Stuff their tits in your face, grab your cock, the whole thing. $2. Where it gets spendy is sitting there at the rail for long. Probably dropped $30 in rail tips for an hour.