Best in Downtown Miami

I first wasn't sure quite what to expect from the hybrid nightclub/stripclub. I arrived before midnight with not much of a line to get in. Valet was a Jackson and cover was $10 for guys. I expected to pay Las Vegas Rhino prices, so I felt I was getting a bargain. There is a main stage on the level that is slightly lower than the entry level. Similar to the LV Rhino the only seating is stage side or table service. There is a secondary stage located on the same level as the entryway plus a small bar stage. Drinks are on the expensive side as a red bull grey goose is a little north of $20 and a small bottle of Fiji is $10. Lap dances do not appear to be done on the general floor, but in a private, though not fully curtained, area. One song is $40, ~3 topless are $100 and ~3 nude are $150. You will see why I say approximate later.

During the first half of my visit, it functioned more like a strip club than a nightclub. There were a decent number of civilian women in there nightclub attire, but only the strippers were dancing. Later in the night, the area with the main stage became an all out dance floor with even stage side folks dancing. My tip is to come early if you want stripclub, come late if you want nightclub or come around midnight if you want a little of both.

As for the dancers, the median dancer rating is pretty on par with Las Vegas' Rhino. There are a few clunkers, but most are probably Miami's finest. It is also fairly demographically diverse. It is relatively low on Latinas for South Florida. I had private dances with three girls. The first was a blonde Slovakian. She was 20-something with a very pretty face and modest breast implants, but she admitted she could tone up in the abdominal area. She gave me 3 songs topless exactly for $100 and made me prepay. The second girl was a blonde Frenchwoman in her Late 20s early 30s with a petite frame and giant implants. She was probably the nicest of my three encounters and gave me some additional songs free of charge. Mileage was similar to the Slovakian, but with addition of over the bikini daty. The third girl was a brunette Ukrainian with an even smaller frame and decent implants. She was the only one of the three to initiate our meeting as I tend to like to approach dancers rather than vice versa. I was trying to play it cool with her, but accepted her offer after a little dancing on the main floor and a kiss on the lips. We spent the majority of our private time DFK and she also gave me more than 3 songs for my $100.