Best in Sydney

The night before I had visited a number of strip clubs in Sydney and had been pretty underwhelmed. Decided to start Saturday night at Mens Gallery which is in the Sydney CBD and I never left the place until close. Best night at a strip club for years. Entry was free before 8 and there seemed to be heaps of dancers floating around. Waitresses were pretty uninterested but security and controllers were polite and helpful. Drinks were a little on the pricey size but not outrageous. The venue was fairly spacey and plenty of places to sit and study the talent. Ranged between 5 and 8. No stunners unfortunately.

After a few heart starters I decided it was time to approach a dancer as they seemed reluctant to approach you. A bit odd. The very well put together Heaven outlined the options. Before 6pm the prices had been $110 for 30 minutes out the back where the action happened. Shorter no touch dances were available out the front but we didn't discuss them too much. After 6pm the price rises to $65 per 15 minutes and you have a minimum 45 minute booking to go out the back. After 9pm the price goes up to $210 per 45 minutes which sounds a lot but compared to other clubs in Sydney is not too bad. Sydney has traditionally been an air dance city and it is only in the last couple of years true lap dances have been offered. I asked Heaven what her touching rules were. "I absolutely love being touched" she purred back. The best answer a stripper has ever replied and it took nano seconds to book a dance with Heaven.

The back area is a whole lot of semiprivate areas divided by heavy curtains that seem to move a lot so prevent complete privacy. Waitresses pop their heads in offering drinks all night which again slightly interferes with activities but no real dramas. Heaven delivered in spades. She did love being touched and I did my very best to accommodate her wish. After a repeat dance (I was addicted) Heaven wanted me to sample a dance with a friend who was having a lean night. Eden was good but couldn't quite match Heaven but unfortunately Heaven was in demand so I had to kill significant time before a final dance with Heaven took me there and back. An expensive night in a pleasant venue with the most natural easy going stripper I have met in years.