This is a tale of two...

This is a tale of two clubs. One during the day and the other at night. The day shift girls are nice, attractive but only two or three on average are there and some days none at all. Some of the night shift girls come in early but unless you like paying a door fee to watch an empty stage most the time than venture west or come later.

The night shift girls are a bit more attractive on whole and they may have anywhere between 6 and 20 girls. YMMV is always the rule regarding table dances but the average monkey spanker wont be too disappointed with the quality of dance. At least you will have visions to discipline your monkey when you get home or while driving home if your so inclined.

Beer is cold, sometimes even frozen. Staff are friendly and most are cool folks. Kay waitresses part of the week and is the perfect example of how the best things in life improve with age. Beauity, class, and sexier in cloths than most dancers are nude or when they are begging me to open the bedroom door. Ok, so I embellish a little, the dancers didnt beg to get into my bedroom but once there was one that took a wrong turn and begged to get out. So I have first dibs on Kay so the rest of you old porch puppies must take a number. Give me some time to clear up a little problem, I took in some flowers for Kay but that slutty bartender Dave thought they were for him. I dont mind him getting me the coldest beer but throwing those kisses at me is derailing my train of lusty thoughts for Kay. I hope during that mid-life crises I wasnt suppose to change to the other track because I still love the caboose on a woman. Ok Im just teasing about most of this, except Kay, dont touch her or you will never see your silly monkey again. :)