As bad as it gets

Okay - I am from the northeast, so I am used to New York, New England, and surrounding area strip club standards. But I have visited clubs in Florida, NC, SC, IL, CA, WI, PA, and many other parts of the country. This visit was by far as bad as it gets.

The place is a dive on the outside. Once you get inside, it is also a dive. Smoking is allowed, so there is a cloud of smoke hanging over the place, the girls smell like ash trays, and your clothes reek after 5 minutes. The girls were all scrawny and appeared anorexia or strung out. There were about 4-5 on the afternoon I was there. Occasionally, one would dance on the stage for a song or two - but there was bio skin showing other than the bikini they were wearing. I see more at the local beach. No flashing, no nothing. Each girl did pass by me and ask for a dollar for the juke box. One sat down next to me - said hello, and within seconds, the barmaid asked if I wanted to buy her a drink. I politely declined, and the barmaid and the dancer both left. Same thing happened again, so I asked the dancer what was up. She said drinks started at $58, and they get a omission on drinks sold. And if I buy a drink, we could go sit at a table (she pointed to one out in the open) and make out. I inquired as to her definition of making out, but got no real answer. So again, I declined. After a few more painful moments, I realized this place was not for me. See ya!