Riverside Cabaret
Closed
439 Old Rte 15, Port Trevorton, PA 17864, USA*

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DannyNoonan
Feb 17, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Stopped in here on my way thru town. The parking lot was very dark and there was not much signage, so it took a little while to actually find the driveway / entry. When you enter the club you are in the "Game Room" where there are one or two girls shooting pool or just standing around with a couple of guys that seemed to be regulars (or staff). To the left is the stage room. There was a small stage in a very smokey room. There were three dancers that rotated thru the stage. Each seemed to have more tattoos and piercings than the one before her.

I was the only customer in the that part of the club, probably because the dancing was very uninspired. The girls would come up, talk to you for a minute or two...and if you did not commit to a lap dance quickly, would go back to the table they were sitting around and smoke. Out of boredom (and as I had some wood, despite the quality of the place), I agreed to a lap dance. It was both extremely expensive and extremely boring, with very little contact.

I do not see a return in my future.

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