A Surprise in the Boondocks

Sitting in the southeast corner of Woodford County is the Village of Kappa. It's not a big spot on Illinois Route 251, taking up about 1/3 of a square mile. But lo and behold, sitting on the south side of town is the Kappa Kabanna. The ordinary appearance from the large parking lot is deceiving. Once you pay the cover charge in the lobby, a door opens that lets you into a venue of visual delights. The Kappa Kabanna competes somewhat with the Peoria Clubs, the closest of which is about forty miles west of Kappa. But when the entertainers are in sight, you know you're not in Peoria. These ladies are a cut above.

The facility is well-kept, with new chairs just put in around the tables this month, and a new curtain put up on the single stage. The place is clean, although the men's restroom is a too small on a busy night. The horseshoe bar is not large; however, the regular ladies that work the bar are swift and skilled at taking care of customers at the bar and those being served by waitresses. The food story seems unsettled, as I am never sure when there is food and when there is not.

I have not found the entertainers pushy here. There have always been plenty of attractive ladies any time I have been here, as well as few that are not my type, but could appeal to other patrons. Angel is my favorite by far. She only is there on the weekends, but well worth trying to find. Her stage dancing is okay, but individual attention is where she excels. When you have had a lap dance from Angel, you have seen excellence in motion. Taking her to one of the VIP booths, or into the champagne area is expensive, but well worth every dime.