Worth the trip

Drinks: Beer is reasonable but first I had two gin martinis and they were $13 each. I guess not bad when you consider I was getting pretty ripped after two drinks and had to switch to beer. They were good martinis in full size glasses, not shitty little ones that are only half full. There's a decent menu with daily specials and the food is pretty good - made fresh and not expensive.

Girls: Mostly Colombian, Brazilian, etc with a few WOC. Generally speaking, the overall lineup is a little better than Cheeques. I'd say there was nothing less than a 6 and nothing over an 8 (except one... read on...) Just about every girl has a really nice face (not a single ugly one) and mostly big butts with just a couple skinny minnies mixed in. All the girls were friendly. Well big booty is not my thing - I like em rail thin with small boobs. But let me tell you, there's one girl Nikki who has a face so incredibly gorgeous she could be in one of those hair care commercials on TV. She's a little chubby, but carries it in the way that would make a 70 year old eunuch pop a boner for the first time in his adult life. Her skin is soft and smooth as can be without a single dimple or spot of cellulite. No matter what you think is "your type" of girl, you will think you've entered a dream world when you see Nikki up close. I had one lap dance (regular, not VIP) and felt delirious after that. She wanted $200 to go VIP and promised it would be worth every penny. I believed her because the $20 lap dance was worth at least $50. But I just didn't have the money on me. I'm saving up enough cash to go back and see her again and will bring enough for two VIPs, just in case.

Bonus: They have a massage girl who tells me she's been working there for 16 years. Let me tell you she gives a totally legit massage right at the bar - no bullshit. She's a trained massage therapist, I think. In fact I'll warn you in advance not to get fresh with her because she doesn't go for that. $20 for 10 minutes but I think it was a little longer than 10. I went for two sessions back to back and tipped her an extra $10 so for 50 bucks I had a genuine massage that was as good as you get at a spa, except that you keep your shirt on! She does the temples, scalp, neck, shoulders, arms, hands, back and chest. For a little lady you'll be surprised at the strength she has in her hands. Anyway, I highly recommend it.