Good Place to Look and Eat

If you are feeling cheap, it would be hard to spend less money in a club than you will at Good Guys. The bar prices are the same as an average DC bar, and the food is probably cheaper. It is also edible! The club itself is a long, well-lit corridor. Seating is tables, limited, and if it is crowded you may be sharing a table. The waitresses are attentive without being pushy. There are 3 or 4 stages, each just big enough for a single dancer to move. Some odd guys, but the clientele does not seem unsafe.

It is DC, so no lap dances and no VIP. You grab a seat, grab a beer, and watch the girls dance nude. Some guys like to get very close to the girls. Tipping is singles. The girls are white or black mostly, natural tits or small implants at most. 18-30ish. Most can do gymnastics on the stage poles. They seem nice enough. If you're in a group they will say hello when not dancing but will not push in.

Overall, as I said in my title, it's a good place to grab a drink, grab a bite, and look at naked women without spending much money. If you want anything more you will be disappointed.