Viva Mexico!!!

I went to San Luis Rio Colorado with a friend that was getting dental work there. I had passed Boobies many times, but since it opens so late, had never had a chance to go in. The building is quite ugly from the outside, and is right by the border crossing line. Since my friend's dental visit ended late, we decided to stay overnight rather than drive back to Phoenix in the dark. We got a couple of rooms at the San Angel (I recommend the place, safe, quiet and quite nice) and headed over to Boobies. It was about 10 pm when we got there, not sure if they usually charge a cover, but we walked right in. There is a huge stage right in front of the entrance, a bar to the left and seating all around. There were dozens of girls either giving lap dances, sitting with patrons, or up on stages. Also, there is a back room where for $20, you can take a girl to a room with a bathroom and enjoy each others company at a rate determined by you and your "date" (usually between $50 and $100). She will start high, so you will need to start really low to get to a mutually beneficial amount. Speaking español is a plus, both in negotiations and fun before even deciding to venture up to the rooms.

The girls range from a 4 (a few) to 7-8 (most) and then a few absolute stunners. Most send money back to their families (husbands, parents) to help pay the bills. After several dances (priced between $5 and $10, depending on the girl) with a number of girls, one caught my eye, her name was Alejandra, and was so adorable. She was about 5' and maybe 90 pounds. She said she dances there for three months at a time, then goes home (Hermosillo) for three months. She danced for me a few times, then sat and chatted. I bought her the 150 peso drink a few times as we talked. Beers were $3 and her drinks were the 150 pesos (about $8, depending on the exchange rate), of which she got tickets to redeem at the end of her shift for $4 each.

After about 30 minutes with her, we decided to head upstairs. I paid the $20 and we proceeded to a nice, yet small room. We took a shower together, helping each other with the hard to reach areas. Haha We then spent the next 25 minutes getting to know the easy and fun to reach areas. We, or at least me, lost track of time, yet the house "mom" did not. After the 30 minutes had ended, she politely knocked on the door and told us to exit the room. We asked if we could shower first and she let us. We showered and went back downstairs and enjoyed some more time together. By this time it was about 2 am and I was beat, I got Alejandra's number (it did work) and agreed to meet for breakfast in the morning before we headed back to Phoenix. My buddy was also having a great time, he had been to the back with a couple of girls at the same time, still the same $20 so I guess he got more BANG for the buck.