Club Risque Northeast
5921 Tacony St Philadelphia, PA 19135

Upscale Looks, Neighborhood Bar Vibe

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DrYesss
Feb 12, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Club Quality
Value
Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

I stopped by on the way back from New Jersey with a bit of time to kill. Parking is convenient, and while the outside doesn't look like much, the inside of this club is somewhere between dive bar and upscale strip club, with an ample bar surrounding a decent-sized stage, a large pool area, and space for couch dances in a room off the bar. Since the last time I was there, they've also added a hookah lounge. I didn't visit the hookah lounge, but saw the closed door to the rear of the bar.

Dancers were of varied ethnicity and body types, and seemed on the younger side. Only one was really my "type," and I was disappointed to find that for most of my stay, she sat playing video poker or trivia and poking at her cell phone. Once on stage, though, she was very, very impressive--good moves, great body and a very contagious positive attitude. She promised to come by for a visit, and offered a "couch dance or a back rub," but before she could get to me it was time for me to go.

This is another of those "if you're in the neighborhood..." type of places. I've had very nice lap dances with good-looking, enthusiastic dancers here on some visits, and on other occasions left wondering why I bothered. So yes, "if you're in the neighborhood," by all means drop by...but if you make a special trip, you might want to have a "plan B" in mind just in case.

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Upscale Looks, Neighborhood Bar Vibe