Beam me up

Go. Go right now. Don't go across the street. That place is lame compared to here. I spent a good 60 minutes there and wish I would have started here. 2001 is the best club I've been to in a long time. Detroit offered more, um, action but the girls here are hotter and the dancers are off the charts. I played with three or four dancers. One stated she was from Kansas City. Very buxom blonde who gave great dances. One 19 year old brunette that I tried out but really wasn't into. Then there was the one who didn't speak much English. But she was a hot blonde that knew how to make money. She gripped it and took that cash right out of my hands so hard. It just kept flowing out of my wallet. Any way. Please do yourself a favor and get over here right now. Next time I'm in town I know where I'm headed to. Love this club.